The English Theatre of Hamburg

What could be more annoying than being interrupted while trying to end your own life?

In a sleek New Jersey beach house, Charlie is ready to end it all. He climbs onto a chair, cigarette in hand, prepared for his final, dramatic exit–when the door bursts open. Enter Emma, a fast-talking British real estate agent who stumbles in just in time to ruin his plans. 

And she’s only the beginning.

Soon, a fireman-turned-drug-dealer and a high-priced escort arrive, each with their own chaotic baggage. What follows is a wildly funny, unexpectedly heartfelt night where four strangers–all broken in their unique ways–collide and maybe even connect. 

Zach Braff’s (SCRUBS and GARDEN STATE) ALL NEW PEOPLE is a darkly comedic look at loneliness, and the bizarre ways we save each other–whether we mean to or not.

This production is a contemporary comedy for adults, and contains mature themes and language, including references to drug use, suicide, and violence.